So, I am not sure what disgusts me more...his face...or inside his mouth!! He was SO UPSET that I would disapprove of his actions, and take him out of the gutter....what kind of a mother am I...Really??!!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
Well, just thought I would check in and say...I'm Back!! I have been away at girls camp, and had such an AWESOME time!! I will be posting something soon, but for now, just know that is where I have been, and what I am still recovering from...!!
Friday, June 19, 2009
Monday, June 15, 2009
Monday, June 8, 2009
(Please note the wet rocks...)
Well, just be glad I got the camera by the end of the process...he had his pants at his ankles....I guess the tree was thirsty??? Who knows...my apologies go out to the neighbors, and any un-suspecting drivers that got the full frontal of my three year old...What can I say...it's a boy thing. Could have been worse I guess...he could have been doing the dude in the front yard...but that has NEVER happened here...wink wink...
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Yes, this is Parker Lords...the naughty gender confused three year old of the household. This happened one afternoon while the older kids were at school, and Blazer was napping. He was up with his co-conspirator (shown below) playing quietly as he was asked...such a good little boy....only problem was that he was not playing with HIS toys....he was secretly embezzling his sister's belongings. When I went up to peak on them, I saw them hovering over something...make-up...lovely. Oakley's most treasured possesion too!! I swear...what makes my three year old want to look like this...
is beyond me...
At least she is a girl...not sure who applied this masterpiece though...!!
Well, since he knowingly got into his sister's make-up without asking, I decided it was time for a nap. He doesn't always go down right away if I put him in his room, so he was banished to mommy's room where he knew there were no toys to get into, and inevitably he would go to sleep.
Well...that would be on an ordinary day...not THIS day. I put himin our bed, and when I went back up to check to make sure he was sleeping....I found this...
UGH....There goes his brand new shirt!! SERIOUSLY....WHY??? What makes a child think..."Hey, I think I am going to cut my shirt up..."??? and THANK HEAVENS he didn't cut himself in the process!!!
Well, the moral of the story is that kids are NEVER doing what you think they are, and if they are quietly playing or laughing, then something is seriously wrong, and you are in for an UN-pleasant surprise...!!