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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tongue twisters are easy compared to this guy...

The tales of a twenty-two-month-old terror who tries terrifyingly to test me to my tightly twisted end....


This is Blazer.

Blazer is SOOOOOO cute.

and naughty.

Once upon a time, he got into the kitty litter, and threw it all over the bathroom, kitchen, family room, and couches..."clumps and all". 

Mommy cried.

One day, he got into the toilet and thought he would plunge it.  This doesn't work when you don't know what you are doing.  BUT it WILL get water and "toilet juice" all over your clean floors and carpet. 

He is also a master at disassembling things, such as the holder for said plunger.   Mommy found this in many pieces. 

Once, he wanted to color with his brothers and sisters.  Mommy thought wash-able markers were a "good idea".


Mommy forgot who she was dealing with...


When you are almost two, you learn new and exciting things, such as getting in and out of the tub.  Naked and wet is always best, so as you can soak the carpets all the way through to the floorboards.

That is unless you have a brother or sister showering who didn't shut the door.  THEN, you can go ahead and jump in fully clothed...cause you ROLL LIKE THAT...

Then there was the time when you decided you were too big for sippy cups.  You have dumped plenty of milk, juice and what-have-you on the floor this last week.

Did I mention that ALL of this has occurred in just the last week??

Yep all that...Oh, and can't forget about the time when we came home and he didn't want to get out of the car.  So I grabbed the mail and came in...I left the door open of course, so he could "come in too."  Parker said he would get him for me.  I realized after opening one piece of mail that it seemed awfully quiet.  I went out front and yelled for the boys...hmmm...silence.  I walked out to the sidewalk to see my neighbor in a full sprint after both boys who were already crossing the busy intersection to the park.   I went into a sprint...or the closest thing to it for a seven month pregnant mom.

I should win an award for almost killing my kids.

I have AWESOME neighbors!!  Who HAPPENED to be checking the mail at the very moment my "Almost-two-year-old" decided to live life on the edge..

Yep, just another day at the Lords House...

with this guy...!!


14 comments :

Kristina P. said...

Oh goodness! You deserve the Mother of the Year award!

Grand Pooba said...

WOW! You definitely have your hands full. And your stomach too.


You're my hero.

S Club Mama said...

Oh dear! I have a feeling my second is going to be a handful like this. I'm sort of scared. LOL And I had to run after Tristan before he plummeted himself down stairs when I was about 5 months pregnant with Tristan. Not fun to run when you're huge (and you're so small, your 7 months is probably like my 5 months LOL).

Cynthi said...

IT'S A GOOD THING HE'S SO CUTE, HUH? And hey, I am happy to save the day while getting my mail anytime! Ohhh...Blaza-Blaza, we love you!

Heather@WHMB said...

HAHAHAHA - I hear you, 100%. My daughter is the same, and here I thought girls were supposed to be slightly more tame than boys. Jokes on me, and with a boy on the way I can only imagine. Might be soliciting advice or crazy pills from you in the near future. :)

Joleen said...

At least there is only one of him.....

Alli Blue said...

Oh man......that's all I can say!

Laura said...

You will survive... and so will he. And the best part is, he'll get older and even more creative with his time. ha ha ha ha....

Synergy Girl said...

Thanks sis...such words of love and encouragement...I think I will got back in my closet for a while...

The Cole Family said...

he is soooo cute!!! too bad there is only one of him j/k. Can't wait to see what else he does and you do need an award for just him. Good luck this week!

Melissa said...

Henry and Blazer must never meet. they may actually manage to burn the house down while the two of us do something crazy like, use the bathroom or unload the dishwasher.

(Henry dumped 32 ounces of Dr. Pepper on my family room carpet today while I brought in the groceries... and for the record, it was on the TOP shelf in my family kitchen, not only did he have to climb, he was fast!) ugh.

Synergy Girl said...

Wow...Henry sounds like Blazer's long lost twin....!!! Must mean that he is extra super cute too!!!

Kerren said...

All I can say is there's more than one reason babies are born to younger women than me!!! I knew there had to a really good reason for menopause! These little destructo boys will grow up to be amazingly wonderful men . . . look at Will! He used to have me in a state of dispair by 9:00 a.m. more days than I like to admit. . . and he's such a great guy now. This too shall pass, and you'll pass the tests with flying colors.

A.Lee said...

How is all of that possible in one week? I hate the part about toilet juice and soaking to the floor boards. uggg! Hope this next week is MUCH less eventful. Luckily my "Destructor" sticks to mashing popcorn into the carpet, flinging a whole box of cereal across the kitchen floor, and pouring juice and water all over the kitchen table.