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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

I like big Butts and I cannot lie...

Okay...so we were at Lagoon a couple of weeks ago for my dance competition. How it works is there are a bunch of tents at the back of the park where the teams meet, and basically call home for the day. I was there for a good 5 or 6 hours getting dancers ready, practicing, and you name it....

Brian was in charge of the kids...all four of them...you know, the ones who are begging to go on rides but can't because they are there waiting and watching dancers all day...Ya...those ones!! I have to say that my hubby is a superstar when it comes to being a serious Mr. Mom all day!! (You rock baby!! )

Back to the story...well, I finally got done with the official business, and it is time to take the kids all on rides! I took Blazer on his first ride on a Carousel...SO CUTE!! He screamed and screamed at me thinking I was punishing him by sitting on the dang horse...and then it moved...and he was in awe...!! Thus sparked his enthusiasm to go on more rides. We have a fabulous stroller that holds up to three of our kids when positioned "Just So" but he was so into the rides that we ended up just carrying him to ride after ride after ride.

A couple hours go by, and he is getting cranky, so I tell Brian we should change and feed him. I go to check his diaper to find only his bare necessities under his shorts... (a.k.a. privacies, named by our three year old who sings to himself..."nobody can touch my privacies...!!" ) (hey, at least we are trying to teach our kids some standards...) NO DIAPER!!! What??!! The kid had on shorts with NO DIAPER!! Oh my goodness....so basically, we had...
The funny thing was I had recalled seeing a diaper in the "tent area" and just thought to myself..."Oh sweet!! Brian changed Blazer's diaper!!" Apparently I was WAY OFF....I still can't figure out how he managed to get his diaper off through his shorts.

DO YOU REALIZE HOW LUCKY WE WERE NOT TO GET PEED ON.....or worse....??!!

I did...

Well, the moral of this story is...although I like big butts...it doesn't matter what size it is if there is potentially something coming out of it that may land on me...aaaaaaaand babies posses such bizarre, interesting talents that they puzzle even the most trained of parents...(yes...that was a reference to myself...I DO have four kids ya know....)




10 comments :

Nicole said...

How funny! Maybe the velcro came undone and it fell down thru the shorts??? There have been many time that I have gone to change my little one and it's no longer fastened, just hanging down by his legs, not doing any good..............that's all I got for that question!

Joleen said...

I love it! My kids have pulled similar stunts.....it really makes you wonder!!!

Mrs. S said...

Oh my gosh! I don't know what I would've done...ugh.

Last night I look over to my shorts and shirtless boy to see his hands stuck down the front of his pants! It took me by surprise, so I didn't know what to do! I was like, "um, yeah don't do that, get your hand out" I've seen it down the back of his diaper before (gross) but never the front. Oh great.

Lisa M said...

LOL. I Love it! I agree that babies have mutant abilities. My daughter had this ability to produce the oddest things out of thin air.

Like a wrench when we were going for a walk to the boat launch.

Thanks for commenting on my blog today for SITS Day!

Kristina P. said...

Wow, I am so glad I wasn't on that ride!

em said...

has harvard called yet? so smart! did you hear about our diaper dilemma yesterday???? it was lovely, just lovely...

cynthi said...

Positively frightening!

The Yearsley's said...

That's just crazy that he didn't have an accident! How the heck did he take it off??? That's just too funny!

Melissa said...

I pulled Henry's jammies off the other day to find his diaper was by one ankle.... and he always has a morning poopie waiting for me. Bathtime! Gross!

Kids are amazing!

A.Lee said...

I loved reading all of your posts! Too funny. I don't know how your little houdini (sp?) lost his diaper. Very strange. And I love your lip plumping tip. You are such a funny girl. Thanks for sharing all your great stories.