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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Another day in Church...!!

WARNING...THE FOLLOWING STORY MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN....EVEN THOUGH IT IS THEIR MOUTHS THESE THINGS COME FROM...!!!

Well, Parker strikes again..!! We are sitting in church, and this is the "QUIET" point during church. The most quite 10-15 minutes that us young mothers try really hard to accomplish...

I Failed...

Right smack in the middle of this reverent moment, my three-year-old pokes me outta nowhere and says...

"Those are Big Boobas...Mommy, are those your big boobas??!"

why...why...why...I mean, obviously they are mine...they are attached to my chest!!!

"Yes honey...SHHHH!!"




poke...poke...poke... "My mommy has big boobas! boobas...boobas....boobas..."




At this point, I give up on talking to him, and reach around and hug him all the while holding his little arms folded to prevent any more prodding...


I swear, there must be some device on children that forces them to do inappropriate things in the most inopportune time...!! Kinda like when you and your husband want some time alone...they have some sort of homing device that sends them straight to your door knocking....!! SIGH!!




Well, moral of the story is: If kids know one thing, it is that they have to embarrass their parents while they are young as a preventative strike for their teenage years...Little do they know...that we parents plan to use these inappropriate stories at the most inopportune times of their dating lives...!! It is like the circle of life...WOW...!!


17 comments :

AubreyandTerry said...

Hey, I'm Jenna's sister. I get bored at work so I always look at all of her friend's blogs. What a funny story! I had to read it out loud at work cause I thought it was so funny. What a good story teller you are! You have a cute family.

Kristina P. said...

Oh my! What a funny story!

Nicole said...

LOL that is soooo funny! My kids do the same thing. My middle son who is almost 4 is "a boob man" for sure. He has been known to feel up a few of my friends while complimenting thier "shirts"!
It's a boy thing :)

The Brewers said...

hahaha...all I can say is...I'm glad my kids aren't the only ones...it seriously makes me happy to hear things like this! My 6-year old son has an infatuation with Princess Jasmine and when we go to Disneyland he feels her up and says "I like your sparkles!"

The Yearsley's said...

Love it!!! That's sooo funny! I wish I would have heard him.. I'd have died out laughing! Well I just love reading your blog and your e-mails to me! You're so good at telling stories and explaining things. It always cracks me up!!!

Jolene said...

Oh my goodness...that was funny, and probably embarrassing too. Do you think anyone heard him? lol

p.s. I love your blog layout and header, they're so pretty!

Mrs. Jelly Belly said...

Yikes! LOL - I am so glad those days are behind me!

Welcome to SITS - so glad to have you join us!

sandy said...

Hehehe! I have had more than a few of those moments and I do plan to use them to my advantage at some point!

I came by to Welcome you to SITS!
It's great to have you as part of the SITStahood!

michelle said...

too funny, out of the mouths of babes...lol
great blog..love it!

thanks for stopping by...

M:)

angi_b72 said...

I.LOVE.YOUR.BLOG!!
Stopping by from SITS to welcome you!!

greedygrace said...

Great story! Ahh, out the mouths of babes....

Welcome to SITS! I'm sure you'll love it as much as I do!

K said...

He's so cute. He couldn't possible have said that.

My son does the same sorts of things all the time.

Welcome to SITS!

PetalsYoga said...

Love Love Love this story... I'll be telling it over and over again! Thanks so much for the giggle.

Sassypants Wifey said...

Seems like it never fails. Older daughter during church, they rang the bells right before Communion, turns around looking and suggests "Dude, someone should answer that phone". Got a few chuckles, which only egged her on. She was really loud the rest of the service.

Deborah Austin said...

Oh my why am I not suprised!!! I could totally see one of my kids doing that too. Why do they have to do these things:) What a funny story you will have to use that one back on him some day!!

Joy said...

Too, too funny!

Welcome to the SITS group!

Tiffany said...

Adorable!

What a beautiful family you have... and they are pretty funny too!

So glad to have you join us at SITS!!!